Straight Lines

Most people have two leg, and most peoples legs are the same length.. So why the fuck can't people walk in a straight line. Why must they meander in front of me, and then look at me like I got in their way.. I am following the straight line in the pavement, I know how to follow the same line down the street. Get out of my way. Do you drive like this ? I hope you don't.

One solution, shoot them, they will not make that mistake again.